Monday

Little bit slow today, the only guy who came in was the one who likes to "interact" with the Wii, whatever that means. I was tempted to ask him what that means but decided I didn't want to know. I guess it is just an odd way of saying he wants to play the Wii. It got me thinking though, what other socially inaprropriate ways can one use "interact"?

Some Examples:

1) I would like to interact with that piece of pizza
2) I can't wait to go home so I can interact with my cat
3) I love interacting with the soap in the shower.............why does this sound so bad?

These are all very inappropriate usages if you read them the wrong way, amusing though.